What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 11:22

-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
Dr No
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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